Question by Im 6'5" without shoes: valentine gifts for guys...?
okay I know ima guy but my gf has never been with someone for valentines day, i told her simply just dont get me anything its okay , but she insists so im jus tring to find out wat do girls usually get guys for valentine's day? btw we have been together alil over 6 monthes now if that makes a difference...THANKS!

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Answer by Jamie
personally i have the basic "chocolates and flowers" thing. try like a night on the town. so i get my guy just something i know he needs/ wants like last year i got him some BB things for his airsoft gun. just hint and something that you would accually use.

-Jamie

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A few nice valentine card images I found:

valentine card


Image by cutiepie company
(image at low res)

this is a new card i made for my shop! i'm starting to do some digital collages now. i still like them to have a handcut collage feel, i guess cause that's one of my favorite methods of working!

alexis valentine card


Image by Kimberly Mahr
digital elements from
shabbymissjenndesigns.com/Shoppe/Shoppe.html

Vintage ~ Kewpie Valentine Card


Image by chicks57

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Grow Your Own Girlfriend A Funny Valentine Joke Gift

GROW A GIRLFRIEND!

Place the little lady in water, and watch her grow about 600% in 72 hours!

The packaging is hilarious, with slogans like: "No PMS" "No nagging" "Enjoy Sunday football all day" "Passing gas is encouraged"

A perfect present for anyone in need of a new lady!

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face! This is a great secret santa present for a friend, family member or workmate.

The item is 15cms by 10cms including packag

Price: £0.01

Valentine's Day Fluffy Dice Gift

• Valentine's day fluffy dice
• Includes two fluffy dice
• Measure 6.5cm each
• Great fun gift

Perfect for your Valentine's games - use both to add some fun to your day! Includes 2 fluffy dice, roll the dice and have fun licking, nibbling or teasing your love one.

Price: £4.99

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Question by not singing the yahoo tune: joke: Signs?
Sign in a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
Outside a farm: HORSE MANURE 50p PER PREPACKED BAG; 20p DO IT YOURSELF
In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
On a church door: THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR. (THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)
English sign in a German cafe: MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING-BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Sign outside a new town hall to be opened by the Prince of Wales: THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING. IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED. OPEN TOMORROW.
Outside a photographer's studio: OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.
Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
Outside a disco: SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign warning of quicksand: QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire parish: DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LITTER LOUTS AND VANDALS, WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER
Notice in a dry cleaner's window: ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
Sign on motorway garage: PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
Sign on a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR-THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Sign at Norfolk farm gate: BEWARE! I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT
Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."
At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."
In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In a Tacoma, a Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $ 10. They won't last an hour!"
Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases."
Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"
Sign at a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."

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Answer by chilli heatwave
cool

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